Everybody in my house is asleep… and then there’s me.
Then everyone in the morning is awake…and then there’s me.
(Source: youdopeimcocaine, via anirresistiblysexyperson)
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were.
(Source: vimeo.com, via lannalovegood)
